Funny Whatsapp Status | Funny status for whatsapp in Hindi

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  1. When you are on a 1% battery anyone who sends a message, Or calling, Becomes the enemy ..
  2. Read books instead of reading my status!
  3. Virginity is like a soap bubble, one touch and it is gone.
  4. Don’t underestimate the power of a crying girl friend.
  5. Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value.
  6. Yesterday I saw someone pushing a bottle of Schweppes into his ass, I said, “What are you doing ?!” He replied: “Schweppes: Drink Different..”
  7. Eat…sleep….regret……repeat.
  8. Everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.
  9. Who are you & why should I care.
  10. Who are you & why should I care.
  11. Life isn’t about getting and having, it’s about giving and being.
  12. I have a Impudent neighbor Knocking on my door at 2AM He’s lucky I was in a drum lesson ..
  13. Congratulations!!My tallest finger want to give you a standing ovation
  14. Always respects your self-respect and be proud.
  15. Here I’m! What are your other two wishes?
  16. Quiet people have the loudest minds.
  17. Most of the fruits I know now and did not know were existed – Is only because of the shampoo
  18. Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive.
  19. Only brain is works more…if you use it more.
  20. I burn Calories thinking about thinking about dieting.
  21. In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
  22. I saw a shampoo with the title: “Rich-looking” So I washed my purse ..
  23. WARNING!! I know karate …..and some other words!!!
  24. Brains are wonderful, why don’t have everyone.
  25. God Please…if you can’t make me slim….Make my friends Fat.
  26. Winter as Hell – I ordered a pizza and the messenger comes with a Jet …
  27. It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world each day fit exactly the length of newspaper
  28. Trust me you will dance- Alcohol
  29. My husband thinks I’m crazy, whereas he is the one who married me.
  30. If you can’t convince them, Confuse them.
  31. Even if you are a mass murderer, International rogue,and children Abductor,People Will Still bless you “continue to be who you are” in your birthday.
  32. A black cat passing by the crossroad can stop hundreds of people what a RED LIGHT on traffic signal has failed to do for long time!!
  33. I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
  34. God made every person different but he got tired by the time he got to China.
  35. Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
  36. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
  37. In victory, you deserve Champagne. In defeat you need it.
  38. 3 mistakes of everyone’s life–Facebook, Twitter and Whatsapp
  39. Follow your heart but take your brain with you.
  40. Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!
  41. Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time.
  42. Wonder What Happens When Doctor’s Wife Eats An Apple A Day
  43. I’m not saying you are stupid; you just have bad luck when it comes to thinking.
  44. How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.
  45. You’re Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me
  46. Do you ever just lie on knees and thank god that you know me and my intelligence???
  47. If you smile when no one is around, you really mean it
  48. If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we are not real friends.
  49. Its Cute When your Crush’s Crush is You.
  50. Hmmmm…..Don’t copy my status

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