Top 50 Crazy whatsapp status

Well craziness is going viral all across! Be it for selfies, photos or quotes! So I guess, going with all that, people are sure to search for some of the crazy lines and quotes for whatsapp.

So if you are looking for a few lines to put up on your Crazy whatsapp status, then here is what you will be looking for.

funny crazy whatsapp status

Make your best pick from our list of Top 50 Crazy whatsapp status  and start attracting your whatsapp contacts.

Top 50 Crazy whatsapp status

1. You are free to be whatever you want. Don’t waste that chance!

2. I’m a Teenager: I have a messy room. I spend most of my time online. I have private shit on my phone. I go to bed late do whatever the fuck I like and I’m crazy about 1 person.

3. Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!

4. The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.

5. Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.

6. Work less..sleep more..live longer

7. I’m shy at first, but once I’m comfortable with you get
ready for some crazy shit.

8. I like crazy people, especially those who don’t see the risk.

9. I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.

10. Do not keep all your work for tomorrow, always remember you can also do it the day after tomorrow.. Be lazy, Think crazy.

11. Everything is rightly confused.

12. The most important Shareholder in your life is you.

13. Do what you Love, does is matter what are you doing?

14. Trust me you will dance- Alcohol

15. 3 mistakes of everyone’s life–Facebook, Twitter and Whatsapp

16. Everyone wants to park their vehicles in shade but no one wants to grow trees.

17.I don’t get drunk, i get awesome.

18. Great power comes with great electricity bills.

19. Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

20. Follow your heart but take your brain with you.

21. Enjoy your life–there’s is plenty of time to be dead.

22. I’m too shy at first but once I’m comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shit.

23. Stop thinking too much, it’s all right not to know all the answers.

24. Silent people have the craziest minds.

25. People said to follow your dreams so i went back to bed.

26. You have the perfect face for radio.

27. Well I could agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.

28. You look like a before picture.

29. Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to see my status

30. Whatever it is — I didn’t do it!

31. Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories.

32. Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… people the opposite.

33. If you can’t convince them, Confuse them.

34. If there is a “WILL”, there are 500 relatives.

35. I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.

36. No I didnt trip. The floor looked like it needed a hug.

37. Life is Short – Chat Fast!

38. Failure is not an option — it comes bundled with Windows.

39. There are three sides to an argument – your side, my side and the right side.

40. I love my job only when I’m on vacation

41. If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.

42. One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!

43. Hey there….. be there.

44. Just wanted to say, you are as useless as “ueue” in a “queue”.

45. Sleep till you’re hungry….Eat till you’re sleepy.

46. I like to take road less travelled…..helps me to avoid traffic.

47. Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains .

48. My week is basically …Monday–>Monday#2–>Monday#3–>Monday#4–>Friday–>Saturday–>pre-Monday!

49. Error: status unavailable.

50. Waiting for wi-fi network.