Sarcastic whatsapp status

There are many times when we just want to fire someone so badly, but we end up just being diplomatic. So if you ever got stuck in a situation like that, here is what you will need.

Sarcastic whatsapp status

Have a look at our collection for the best Sarcastic whatsapp status. So here is a way you can probably put up your feeling on your whatsapp status with these sarcastic quotes.

Sarcastic whatsapp status

1. I think the two most ironic things are Dying in a Living room and choking on a Lifesaver!

2. Everybody says sh*t happens, but don’t you hate it when there is no toilet paper!

3. You try to do something nice for a change, then you have it thrown back in your face.

4. You can tell the X-Factor is staged.

5. I’ll grow up when you grow up. Oops, looks like we’ll both be stuck here for a while. 😉

6. OK, so let me get this straight, you want me to like you…but then you act like THAT?

7. Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.

8. When is everyone gonna learn you just cant fix retarded!!!

9. Asking what life will throw at us next?? and asking life not to bother answering that question!!

10. I am sitting here looking at the most amazing person I have ever seen, smart, funny, caring, and absolutely stunning! Yes, I am looking in the mirror!

11. I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and don’t want to see your ugly mug every day.

12.People say that laughter is the best medicine… your face must be curing the world!

13. Violence won’t solve anything…But it sure makes me feel good.

14. I am busy right now, can I ignore you some other time?

15. I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.

16. Are you always this retarded or are you making a special effort today

17. I’d insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn’t understand and if I tried to explain it to you, your brain might implode from information overload.

18. Jealously is a disease…get well soon!!!!

19. I’ve given up the search for reality; now I’m just looking for a good fantasy.

20. Don’t worry about what people think. They don’t do it very often.

21. You’d be in good shape…if you ran as much as your mouth.

22. Watch me pretend to care!.

23. Immense pride is not a sign of dignity.

24. The more I know people, the more I like dogs.

25. There are plenty more fish in the sea, but who wants to go out with a fish?

26. I love it how 1 pack of gum = instant popularity 🙂

27. A person with a clear conscience probably has weak memory.

28. Tell me… Is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?

29. Me pretending to listen should be enough for you.

30. I’m smiling…that alone should scare you.


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