Sarcastic Status For Whatsapp


For many people sarcasm is like oxygen, they use it 24×7 , which means sarcasm  could be a whole new language. If you want to show someone the mirror , but it may turn to be rude , Sarcasm can come to your rescue. so here are some amazing sarcastic statuses for whatsapp , which you would definitely  love. Go for it !!

30 Most Sarcastic Quotes and statuses :

1) Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.

2) I clapped because it’s finished, not because I like it.

3) If you’re one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.

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4) I’ve given up the search for reality; now I’m just looking for a good fantasy.

5) Don’t worry about what people think. They don’t do it very often.

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6) I am sitting here looking at the most amazing person I have ever seen, smart, funny, caring, and absolutely stunning! Yes, I am looking in the mirror!

7) I will become a fan of the Procrastinators Club… tomorrow. I promise…

8) I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

9) Miracles happen every day. I haven’t choked the stupid out of someone today. See? Miracle

10) This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 30 dog, seconds dog!OK now read without the word dog.

11) I think the two most ironic things are Dying in a Living room and choking on a Lifesaver

12) I’m not sarcastic. I’m just intelligent beyond your understanding.

13) I don’t believe in plastic surgery, But in your case, Go ahead.

14) The only thing to fear is fear itself and what 9 out of 10 doctors would prescribe.

15) There is a fine line between fashion and circus. So where’s the tent.

16) I am not bad. I am just dangerously awful.

17) Have you heard about the discount for deodorant from Nivea?
18) If ignorance is bliss. You must be the happiest person on this planet.

19) Man, I sure do hate a bag of air with chips in it.

20) I became so religious so that I could pray for you to burn in hell.

21) How very observant of you there captain obvious.

22) I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two week.

23) I love parents’ way of saying you have got a point “Don’t talk back at me!!”

24) B*tch at least I still remember planetary motion. The world revolves around the sun.

25) Just keep talking, I yawn when I’m interested.

26) I love to hear you talk- the white noise is very relaxing.

27) Don’t take yourself so seriously, no one else does.

28) Oh… I didn’t tell you…. Then it must be none of your business.

29) How much do you charge to haunt a house?

30) If you had to choose a name for my dog! It would for sure be yours! For loyalty purposes.:)




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