Monday status for whatsapp

After wonderful weekend its too boring to think of next coming day “Monday”. Everybody feels awful going back to the daily routine School, College or offices. People update their status on whatsapp to express their feelings for Monday. So, If you want to update your status on boring Monday’s, here is the choice for you, In this article we have come up some boring Monday status for whatsapp.

1. Three of the worst words to hear……’Tomorrow is Monday’.

2. Mondays?!
You’re telling me they will happen every week?

3. Monday sucks more than a vacuum cleaner.

4. Monday morning coffee is just as important as friday night liquor….almost.

5. Monday is the evil way of saying the weekend is over.

6. On Sunday nights, if you listen closely,,, you can hear Monday taunting you with the “Jaws” theme.

7. Each day is a gift. Mondays are gag gifts.

8. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life!

9. Loves Sundays and being lazy…Then Monday comes and things get crazy!!!

10. Dear Monday,
I want to break up.
I’m seeing tuesday and dreaming about friday.
Sincerely, it’s not me, it’s you.

11. Due to a total lack of interest Monday is cancelled!

12. If each day is a gift,
I would like to know where I can return Mondays.

13. I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday and 4% Friday.

14. Just once, I would like to wake up,
turn on the news, and hear:
“Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.”

15. Welcome to Monday. Would you like cream, sugar, or Valium in your coffee?

16. On Sunday nights, if you listen closely,,, you can hear Monday taunting you with the “Jaws” theme.

17. Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear… “Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.”

18. Monday’s wouldn’t be so bad, if I didn’t have to work them… Oh wait, I don’t .

19. Mondays, that day of the week when our brains take all day to reboot from all the weekend activities.

20. I am convinced God only created six days and the devil added Monday.

21. In a perfect world there would be no Mondays.

22. You know when the police arrive at your job at 9am on a Monday… Its going to be an interesting day.

23. Monday?! But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet…

24. I can always tell how good my weekend was by how many pictures I have to untag on Monday.

25. Just reminding everyone that it’s Monday, just in case any of you were feeling overly optimistic.

26. Dear Radio Stations, please do not play Katy Perry’s “Friday Night” Monday morning at 8 AM during my drive to work.

27. Monday isn’t so bad if you: skip work, get hammered, join a gang, get a piercing, bang a hooker and buy a giraffe. It’s Tuesday that sucks.

28. Roses are red, violets are blue, Mondays are a never-ending abyss of soul-sucking hell, but you’ll get through.

29. I feel that Mondays are God’s way of punishing me for something I did over the weekend!.

30. One seventh of your life is spent on Monday.

So this were the some of the 30 Monday status for whatsapp, Hope you like them and have a awesome Monday always !!!

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