Mean Quotes | Mean People Quotes |

Well if you’re in a mood to explore your badass side then we have come up with some really interesting Mean Quotes | Mean People Quotes |  you can surely go through. Take a look :-

Mean Quotes | Mean People Quotes |

Mean Quotes | Mean People Quotes |

 

1 . If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.

2 . Maybe its Maybelline…or maybe its Photoshop.

3 . The internet: Where the inane and stupid go head-to-head with the passionate and                          misinformed!

4 . Relax, we’re all crazy. It’s not a competition.

5 . I’m sure whatever you have to say can wait till you’re smarter.

6 . Some people need to open their small minds instead of their big mouths.

7 . Hey, idiot, know how I know you’re not writing your own status? Because you spelled                     everything right.

8 . When my wife is angry with me, instead of giving me the silent treatment, she just keeps               talking.

9 . Believe me, I have been trying really hard to pay attention to what you have to say, but                   somehow, “not giving a crap” always get in the way.

10 . Women stop trying to fix men when they realise it’s more fun to break them.

11 . When advertising your business on the side of your car it’s probably a good idea not to drive        like a complete jerk!

12 . The more guys I get to know, the more I love my cats.

13 . Everything in the world seems to be getting more expensive…except for some people I                  know…they are getting cheaper.

14 . If you lose one sense, your other senses are enhanced. That’s why people with no sense of          humour have an increased sense of self-importance.

15 . Are you always this dumb or are you making a special effort today?

16 . If you are always posting status updates about your HATERS, chances are I’m one of them.

17 . “You should take a picture of that meal and share it with me and everyone you know on                  Facebook!” -Said No One, Ever.

18 . On the Internet, you can pretend to be anyone or anything. I’m amazed that so many people         choose to be complete idiots.

19 . I think I might be coming down with a “woman cold”, it’s sorta like a “man cold”, but                        somehow I can manage to clean, do laundry, and take care of myself.

20 . Today is going to be another exhausting day of judging people and pretending to listen.

21 . Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it’s up to us ladies to stomp the hell            out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

22 . If you think things improve with age, attend a class reunion.

23 . Whenever I say, “I don’t mean that in a bad way,” I usually do.

24 . It’s not that I don’t believe you, I’m just 100% sure you’re full of crap.

25 . Natural selection sure is taking its sweet time with some people.

26 . I don’t need to walk a mile in your shoes. I can see you’re a train wreck from all the way over        here.

27 . Here’s my cup of care. Oh look it’s empty.

28 . I really think you should change your mind. The one you have now SUCKS!

29 . WARNING: Facebook contains traces of nuts.

30. My GPS would make the perfect husband/wife…It sits quietly in the car, never complains               about my driving, and when it has something to say, it says something useful.

31 . I’ll try being nicer if you try being smarter.

32 . You and I were meant to be… as far away from each other as possible.

33 . In life, it seems the group of people who are easily offended and the group of people who are        easily confused tend to be the same group.

34 . There are no stupid questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots.

35 . I think that everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It’s just that yours is stupid.

36 . It’s cute the way you ignore the red squiggly line under all of your words.

37 . I’m not rude…I just wasn’t taught to politely pretend to be nice to people I can’t stand.

38 . If I look intrigued while you’re talking to me, it’s because I’m thinking about how it would be            possible to care less about what you’re saying.

39 . I think there’s an idiot in every family. If you don’t know who it is in yours…it’s you.

40 .It’s a shame that stupidity can’t be converted into a usable energy source.

41 . If people could hear the five seconds after we hit “end” on a call, we would all have no                   friends.

42 . Hey Facebook, If I have 65 friends in common with someone and we’re still not friends, it              means I don’t like them. Take a hint!

43 . High 5’s are a great way to slap someone in the face by “accident”.

44 . It’s going to take a lot more than a few LIKES on my Facebook page to make me forget what        a jerk you were in high school.

45 . If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on this planet.

46 . I’m impressed, I’ve never met such a small mind inside such a big head before.

47 . That sounds so cool! It’s a shame I’m not interested…

48 . Please tell me about your problems again…Cause I care SO much about them.

49 . I was lonely until I met YOU…I wish I was lonely again…

50 . If I had a dollar for every smart thing you said… wait no, then I’d be in debt!

51 . I became religious just so I could pray for you to burn in hell.

52 . I was going to give you a nasty look but I see you already have one.

53 . I believe everything happens for a reason…and sometimes the reason is that you are a                dumbass.

54 . Have a nice day…or trip, fall on your head, and drown in your own blood. Whatever.

55 . Stupidity is an idiots defence to life.

56 . I love it when people tell me, “You should think before you speak!” I’m like, “I did. It’s what I           think and I really don’t give a crap what other people think.”

 

57 . Life’s a Bitch. But so am I so its all good 🙂

58 . The older I get, the more I come to realise that I just don’t care what the hell you think.

59 . When I shut my mouth and turn to walk away, it doesn’t mean you’ve won. It means your               stupid ass isn’t worth my time.

60 . Stupid people should be fitted with a shock collar and smart people should have the remotes        🙂 Maybe then we can teach them to act a little more intelligent.

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