Intellectual status For Whatsapp

images (1)Status , quotes and updates are primary stuffs ,which  people love to do on whatsapp. It is very important that , the status they update match their personality, everybody has a different personality and mindset, some are humorous , some are straight forward and some intellectual. So in this article we have come up with some great quotes and status for intellectual and clever minded people. Please take a look , hope you like them 🙂

50 Intellectual status for whatsapp :

1) “Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don’t laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions.”

2) I Don’t have a dirty mind, I just have a sexy Imagination….

3) If you can’t convince them, confuse them….

4) Don’t Judge me. I was born to be Awesome not perfect….

5) It always seems impossible until its Done…..

6) I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.

7) If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?

8) In today’s world, the key to success is to delete your Whatsapp account!

9) I never make stupid mistakes, only very-very clever ones.

10) A crush a day keeps love away…

11) I don’t give up on people easily. But when I do, I don’t even care to see if they are breathing anymore…

12) Love doesn’t show up on an X-ray….but it’s there.

13) Make clever simple and simple clever…..

14) No one can sincerely try to help another without helping himself.

15) A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it. A stupid person makes it..

16) Those who don’t believe in magic will never find it..

17) I love pretty girls and clever words..

18) If u be yourself, No one can say you are doing it wrong..

19) I am a slow walker, but i never walk backwards..

20) I am actually a very nice person, until you piss me off…

21) It takes nothing to join a crowd. But it takes every thing to stand alone..

22) I’m sorry for what i said when i was HUNGRY…

23) We are clever But we are CLUELESS..

24) Bad decision makes great stories..

25) The best things in life are free..(Note: shipping and handling cost extra)

26) Clever Ain’t wise..

27) Real eyes Realize Real Lies…

28) Love is about touching their heart not their private parts…

29) We see only two things in people: what we want to see, and what they want to show us…

30) If we cannot be clever, we can always be kind…

31) Do not worry that you are famous. worry whether you deserve it or not..

32) Listen to your dreams, They are smarter than you are..

33) It is impossible to achieve great goals without violence and cheating..

34) Yesterday I was clever, so i wanted to change the world. But today I am wise, So i am Changing Myself..

35) I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.

36) Its good to be clever but not to show it..

37) I’m a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I’m perfect.

38) No I didn’t trip The floor looked like it needed a hug.

39) All good things are wild and free.

40) If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

41) Everybody repeat after me: “We are all individuals.”

42) A dog has an owner. A cat has a staff.

43) Isn’t it scary that doctors call what they do “practice”?

44) I want patience – AND I WANT IT NOW!

45) Some people are alive only, because it’s illegal to kill them.

46) When someone says, “You’ve Changed”, it simply means you’ve stopped living your life their way.

47) There are three sides to an argument – your side, my side and the right side.

48) Life is like photography, you use the negatives to develop.

49) If you’ve never lost your mind, you’ve never followed your heart.

50) Silent people have the loudest minds.

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