Insulting Whatsapp Status

Ever wanted to insult your friends or your haters through your FB or Whatsapp status ? If your answer is yes, then you are at the right place. Here we are with the best insulting one linesrs that you can use as your Whatsapp or Facebook status.

Insulting Whatsapp Status

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  1. You could commit suicide by jumping from your “ego level” to your “IQ level”.
  2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
  3. Shut up, you’ll never be the man your mother is.
  4. It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.
  5. If you were twice as smart, you’d still be stupid.
  6. I hear when you were a child your mother wanted to hire somebody to take care of you, but the mafia wanted too much.
  7. Your mother should have thrown you away and kept the stork.
  8. What are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants its ass back?
  9. Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable…like a coma.
  10. You’re not yourself today. I noticed the improvement right away.
  11. I heard you changed your mind. What did you do with the diaper?
  12. Shhhh…that’s the sound of nobody caring what you think.
  13. Did you have an extra bowl of stupid this morning?
  14. If ignorance is bliss, you must be overjoyed.
  15. Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege!
  16. I can’t believe that out of 100,000,000 sperm, you were the one that made it.
  17. Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all stupid people.
  18. You’re so fat, you could sell shade.
  19. I may love to shop but I’m not buying your bullshit.
  20. I don’t think you are stupid. You just have a bad luck when thinking.
  21. I would love to insult you… but that would be beyond the level of your intelligence.
  22. You’re IQ’s lower than your shoe size.
  23. There’s only one problem with your face, I can see it.
  24. Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.
  25. Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.
  26. I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.
  27. Brains aren’t everything. In your case they’re nothing.
  28. Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.
  29. Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.
  30. If I had a face like yours, I’d sue my parents.
  31. Every time someone calls me fat I get so depress I cut myself… a piece of cake.