1) Sholay ki team ne IPL mein hissa liya
Gabbar k Bowlers ne 20 over me 350 Run diye& us mein 200 runs extra thay.
Wicket keeper Thakur tha….
2) The IPL is like a crazy ex-girlfriend. You never want to see her again, but you still check her Facebook status when no one is looking
3) The most sad part of IPL getting over, Soooryavansham back on set max everyday :’(
4) Pappu: Papa agar cricket mein kisi player ko kam dikhne lag jaaye toh uske sath kyaa karte hain?
Papa: Beta, usse umpire bana dete hain..
5) Political Parties IPL Team 2021
Trinamul Tigers etc..
6) Exam should be like IPL.
Timing should be 1 hour
No invigilators in exam for first 15 min
Cheer leaders dance after every right answer
Bolo IPL Ki Jai!!!
7) After watching IPL match
Guard: Gentleman Match is over now why are you still watching the pavilion
Pappu: Actually I am waiting for Highlights
8) The Indian Premier League is a professional league for T20 Cricket competition
Request forf this IPL – “Umpireji Boundry Ki line ek bilaang choti kardo”
9) Rajnikanth in IPL
1ball ,23 runs needed to win .
Ball split in 4 pieces
All pieces go for 6’s
Yenna Rascala !!
10) IPL team of computer engineers
1 Rajsthan recursion
2 Kolkata node riders
3 Mummbai implicants
4 Delhi dragging
5 Chennai super computers
6 Royalstack Bangalore
11) If you think your job is sad, just think of the guy,
who has to play the drum,
each time,Navjoth singh sidhu cracks a joke in
IPL Extra Innings.
12) IPL meets Bollywood
The Mumbai Indians have used a new player this season and his name is Aditya Tare.
One day, in a match with KKR, Aditya was hit by a bouncer and he fell on the ground.
Guess what people began to shout upon seeing this?
‘Taare Zameen Par!’
13) After watching Saif spoiling entire IPL ceremony
Kareena was like………
whose Saif ? Kaun Saif?
Main Saif ko nahi jaanti !!
14) Q. Who has the easiest job in the IPL touring party?
A. The guy who removes the red ball marks from the bats.
15) Judge:Your parents are divorced. You want to be with mom?
Kid:She beats me
Kid:He beats me too. I wanna be with IPL KKR Team, they never beat anybody
16) IPL- Competition wher 9 teams fight with each other to play with Chennai Super Kings in the finals.
17) Sachin’s Son: Mom, look here dad hitting sixers all the way.
Mom: Son, that is boost advertisement.IPL team of computer engineers
A. Because they never catch anything.
but now is surrounded
by the IT officials.
He has gone from the
Axe Effect to
the Tax Effect.
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