Best whatsapp jokes and messages

At any given those stupid whatsapp jokes and forwards could give you a lighter feeling. Why not pass on more jokes and messages with our collection for the best Best whatsapp jokes.

There is no one person who does not love to read those stupid whatsapp jokes. Howmuch so ever stupid the joke is, the more it gets passed on.

Best whatsapp jokes

And I think we are all seeing the same chain of jokes and messages being passed on. So if you are looking for a new collection for the Best whatsapp jokes, here is our pick. Have a look at our collection for the Best whatsapp jokes.

Best whatsapp jokes

1.

Phone rings at night.

Husband: ” If its for me, then say I am not at home”

Wife : ” He is at home”

Husband in anger : ” What the HELL?”

Wife : ” SHUT UP. IT WAS FOR ME”

2.

Chanakya writes:

“If you want to be Happy with your husband,
Love him Less & Understand more!

If you want to be Happy with your wife,
Love her More & never try to Understand !

3.

Men will always be Men –
Once a group of men decided to go for Tirth Yatra. Their guide explained to them that they might see some ladies bathing in open and they should not get distracted at all. When they see anything like that, they should just say HARI OM and move on. Next day they started the yatra and one of the men in the group said- “HARI OM” and rest of them said- “KIDHAR HAI, KIDHAR HAI!”

4.

Wife – Tum to kehte the ki shaadi ke baad bhi mujhse bahut pyar karoge….

Husband – Mujhe kya pata tha ki tumhari shadi mujhse hi ho jayegi ……..!!!

5.

Ladkiyo ki 1 smile Ladko ko confuse kar deti hai..

Sala pure din tak samajh hi nahi aata..

ki “HANS K DEKH RAHI THI” ya “DEKH KAR HANS RAHI THI.”!!

6.

“Height of Attitude”

A Sleeping Beggar puts a Notice Board in front of Him..
Plz Do Not Make Noise By

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Dropping Coins…!!

Use Currency Notes..!!

7.

Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.
It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!

8.

Pati: Mere seene mein bahut dard ho raha hai.. Jaldi Ambulance ke liye call lagao!

Patni: Haan, Lagaati hoon, Apne mobile ka password batao..

Pati: Rehne do, Ab thoda theek lag raha hai!!
9.

WhatsApp chhote bachho ke diaper ki tarah hota hai…

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Hota kuchh nahin,
Lekin har 5 minute me check karna padta hai!

10.

Mahila train se utri,
usne Sardar se puchha: yeh kaun sa station hai?

Sardar hasaa,

zor se hasaa,
zor zor se hasaa,
haste haste lot pot ho gaya..

aur badi mushkil se sambhalte huye bola:

Pagli,
Ye Railway station hai…!