Best Cool whatsapp status

No whatsapp user wishes to keep those boring “Available” status for long. And it is true not everyone of us are going to get these lines in our head to keep it as our status.

So if you are looking for a few lines to keep as a cool whatsapp status for yourself, then these lines could be one of your searches.

Best Cool whatsapp status

Make your best pick from our list of Best Cool whatsapp status.

Best Cool whatsapp status

1. Don’t like me? Cool, I don’t wake up every day to impress you.

2. Going for Aerospace Engineering. Meri future GF ko bohat space milega.

3. The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.

4. I can see you checking my whatsapp status.

5. Status under construction.No status available.

6. The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza.

7. Dear iPhone, Please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. You piece of shut.

8. Keep moving! Nothing new to read.

9. One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!

10. My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

11. Just wanted to say, you are as useless as “ueue” in a “queue”.

12. You know you’re ugly when it comes to a group picture they hands you the camera.

13. I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather….not screeming and yelling like his passengers in car.

14. When your only tool is a hammer, all problems start looking like nails.

15. Remember, there are two words in life that will open a lot of doors for you. Push and Pull.

16. Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to Speak.

17. Taking revenge is wrong…very very wrong.. But very very fun.

18. Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.

19. Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.

20. I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday.