50 best Minions quotes | Minions quotes | Funny Minions quotes |

Who on earth will not love these cute tiny tots! Even the oldest person will find all the good reason to fall in love with our darling minions.

So if you are a die hard fan of these little creatures, you would have definitely tried looking for their quotes which are equally cute and funny. And if you are looking for some quotes and the best sayings from minions, here are some.



Take a look at our collection for the 50 best Minions quotes | Minions quotes | Funny Minions quotes |

50 best Minions quotes | Minions quotes | Funny Minions quotes |

1.The best thing about me, I’m a limited edition. There are no other copies. Bet you’re thinking thank the good lord

2. Always Smile in the Morning.. It makes people wonder what you did last night!

3.I’m not short, I’m just more down to earth than others.

4. Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon… No matter how good you are the bird is going to shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway.

5. Don’t underestimate me. I know more than I say, think more than I speak, & notice more than you realize.

6. As I have grown older, I’ve learned that pleasing everyone is impossible But pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.

7. Just because I can’t sing, doesn’t mean I won’t sing.

8. I’ve only been awake for 30 seconds and I’m already exhausted.

9. Stop waiting for Prince Charming. Get up and find him. The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something.

10. I try to be a nice person but sometimes my mouth doesn’t want to cooperate!

11. Waking up before 7 AM should be illegal.

12. You think I’m Crazy now? You should see me with my best friend.

13. I should be given an award for keeping my mouth shut when there is so much that need to be said.

14. Every time I lose some weight I find it back again in the refrigerator.

15. Common sense is a flower that doesn’t grow in everyone’s garden.

16. Two mysterious people live in my house. Somebody and Nobody. Somebody did it and nobody knows who.

17. A small hug is worth a million unspoken words

18. The smile on my face doesn’t mean my life is perfect, it just means I appreciate what I have and what God has blessed me with.

19. I don’t have to worry about getting kidnapped. They would bring me back in less than an hour.

20. My idea of a good morning is one when I open my eyes, take a deep breath, then go back to sleep.

21. I hate it when you have to be nice to someone you really want to throw a brick at

22. i’m actually a very nice person. Until you piss me off

23. Apparently, when you treat people the same way they treat you, they get offended

24. Run for your life! There are stupid people everywhere

25. Yes I do smile when karma pays a visit to someone who desperately deserves it

26. Sometimes I wish I was a bird..So I could fly over certain people and shit on their heads

27. If you don’t want a sarcastic answer then don’t ask a stupid question

28. Nobody texts faster than a pissed off female

29. I am one step away from being rich, all I need is money now

30. There’s only one thing that keeps me from breaking you in half, I don’t want two of you around.

31. Life is hard but when you fall down, pick yourself up and say, “Who the hell pushed me?

32. So if a redhead goes crazy, is it called Ginger snaps?

33. Why can’t the house clean itself. It seems to get dirty by itself

34. People who don’t know me think i’m quiet. People that do know me wish I was.

35. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

36. I may look calm but in my head I’ve killed you about 5 times

37. I’m not lazy. I’m just on my energy saving mode

38. Ofcourse I talk to myself. i need expert advise

39. A good mood is like a balloon. one little prick is all it takes to ruin it

40. don’t judge me. I was born to be true not perfect

41. Sometimes my greatest accomplishment is just keeping my mouth shut

42. My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills

43. Brains are awesome I wish everybody had one

44. I don’t have attitude. I have a personality you can’t handle

45. I’m multi talented! I can talk annoy and irritate you all at the same time

46. My maturity level depends on who I’m with

47. Just because I smile and nod doesn’t mean I believe the bullshit coming out of your mouth

48. You’re never too old to do goofy stuff

49. So you mean to say a stress ball isn’t for throwing at people who stress you out?

50. Follow your heart but take your brain with you

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